I awake in a haze. It’s my bed. No one beside me. The wind blows through the open window. I light the lantern in the cabin and survey my surroundings. Stacks of books, more lanterns, books about lanterns, a couple of Yanni CDs; these are my possesions. She’d been go for so long I can’t […]
The news is out. Louis C.K. has masturbated in front of various women. Get the torches ready. If you’re shocked that a comedian like Louis C.K. has these kind of issues, well, let’s take a little tour. If someone paints a lot of flowers, you’d probably think they’d like the smell, but yet with speech, […]
Watch closely. I know what you’re thinking. Not funny. He uses the same Trump voice for the son as the father. I swear I saw this bit before. A friend of mine sent this to me over a group text. It was established that, yeah, Colbert supports communism. Except he was talking about socialism. But also […]
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The encapsulation of the modern American mind.